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    Q: Why must we put on our pants one leg at a time?

    June 14th, 2006

    Answer: If we jumped into our pants simultaneously placing both legs in at

    One time, we would land heavily on the ground. As a majority of us are

    Getting dressed at the same time of the morning, the cumulative effect

    Would Cause an earth tremor. Due to the use of time zones, the tremor

    established In Eastern Time would arrive in the central zone at

    precisely the moment all those people were jumping into their pants. The

    tremor would increase in size exponentially, and proceed west to combine

    with the mountain zone folks as they get dressed. As this cycle

    encircles the globe, it would feed upon the next day’s Tremor and

    eventually cause the earth’s crust to break apart and float into space.

    This is why we put our pants on one leg at a time.


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